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  • You’re dancing with your honey, her nose is kind of runny, you think it’s kind of funny, but it’s Snot
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  • Storybook Inks
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  • Take care of your eyes, it’s the only balls you have
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  • Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black?
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  • Some people are like slinky’s, useless, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
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  • You know what I like about people? Their dogs
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  • I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. Period.
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  • My age is very inappropriate for my behavior
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  • If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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  • Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?
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  • I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter
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  • Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses
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  • You literally are the Monday of my life
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  • Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you
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  • Silence is Golden, duct tape is silver
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  • Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
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  • Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
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  • I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
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  • You really should come with a warning label
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  • I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
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  • I don’t think the wheels on his bus go round and round
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  • Oh, you think I gave a sh*t? How cute
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  • Stop petting my peeve
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  • Not my circus, not my monkeys
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  • You look like I need a drink
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  • Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem
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  • Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date
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  • Cole Ostamie
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  • Max E. Pad
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  • Poppa Woode
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  • Diabeetus
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  • I eat mop who
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  • E. Norma Stits
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  • Lou Sass
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  • Tally Whacker
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  • Anita Dump
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  • Anita Phart
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  • Hugh Janus
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  • Harry Balsak
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  • Amanda Spoon
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